You wouldn’t believe how excited I was at the prospect of browsing EMO Direct’s website.
Pity it’s not quite what I thought it would be…

It sucks to be left behind in the race to be hipper than the rest.
Being into The Scene doesn’t mean you have to like anything, rather you have to know more and know it sooner.
What one man finds new and cutting edge must immediately be sliced in two and declared passé, that is if you [...]

Christ, not this tired old bullshit again please. Didn’t we exhaust the I-pretend-to-be-gay-to-be-cool thing with the death of Suede and Brett Anderson’s faux-gayness?
Seemingly not, for in order to appear all windswept and interesting, Pete Wentz has made wishy-washy claims of bisexuality. Before we go any further this is he.
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He’s the lead singer of the intolerably [...]

I’m all for a spot of Daily Mail bashing but when it comes to talking sides between whiny teens and reactionary right wing bigots, I have real allegiance issues.
It was nice to hear that in its usual over the top fashion the Daily Mail had described the execrable My Chemical Romance as a ’suicide cult’ [...]

It’s true this rather sad excuse for a site has been going for three months now. You’d think it would have a bit more content really wouldn’t you?
C’est la vie, I’m sure when I’m wealthy and a man of leisure that I’ll have more time to get my hatred on screen, until then though as [...]

So, there I was strolling casually through Nottingham the other day when I was passed by a group of youths. Youths in drainpipes.
Now drainpipes ain’t my thing, as you’d guess, but by Christ not only were they wearing drainpipes but they were braying, braying about their achingly cool band and what they were doing on [...]

They don’t think this is what they do but it is.

Enough said.

I captured this shot on Friday afternoon whilst taking a stroll around sunny, and more importantly I feel dry, Nottingham.
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Two little Emos, gender not clear, sitting in the middle of the ice cold pavement with an umbrella up.
Now is it me or is that a really pointless thing to do? Why are they doing [...]

What the fuck is going on in the world?
I mean seriously, what? Look at this photo and tell me what you see.
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Legs like pipe cleaners, hair bleached to within an inch of its life and jeans that sit just below the, well, er, arse line.
A nice touch that this boy-thing added was the bit you [...]

If Crayola did a set of crayons for the ridiculous miserabalist in your life this is what they’d look like.
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Oh, you know it’s true.