I’m all for a spot of Daily Mail bashing but when it comes to talking sides between whiny teens and reactionary right wing bigots, I have real allegiance issues.

It was nice to hear that in its usual over the top fashion the Daily Mail had described the execrable My Chemical Romance as a ’suicide cult’ band and in one article had even said ‘no child is safe from the sinister cult of Emo’! Top stuff indeed.

However it was even more of a delight to hear that as a result of these inflammatory statements that truck loads of Emos were planning a march on the Daily Mail’s offices.

This is bound to lead to some quality images, I thought. And sure enough I wasn’t disappointed.

That image is too juicy to pass up without comment. Let’s start with the lack of apostrophes in we’re, come on whiner, if you want your gloomy world view to be taken seriously make your point using decent English.

The message that sign is conveying is, unbeknownst to you, that you are a cult. You see what that sign says is ‘were not a cult’, which is the same as saying ‘we used to not be a cult’. Which indicates quite clearly that you are in fact a cult now.

I’m not going to get into the layout of the text on the cardboard sign, but let’s just say that next time you should use a ruler to plan out where all the letters are going to go before you get your chunky marker out. After all you’re not homeless, I’d imagine that Mummy and Daddy, who probably drove you to this protest in the Range Rover, do have access to stationery supplies?

Still your mind’s on hair bleach and eye-liner though isn’t it, not typographical clarity.