About

Since the dawn of time youths have had a desire to rebel against their parents. Cries of “you don’t understand!” and “that’s so unfair!” have forever been heard, invariably shortly before a door was slammed shut.

Part of this rebellion involves outrageous clothing, silly haircuts, tattoos and/or piercings. Adolescence wouldn’t be adolescence if kids didn’t try their level best to shock the squares! Sadly though I’ve seen it all before, what’s more I’ve done it!

So you see, this site is dedicated to those plucky youngsters with their flesh tunnels and ill fitting clothing, bravely flying the flag for teenage angst, struggling through each day under the tyranny of the system, fighting oppression wherever it’s found and letting us know that “we just don’t get it.”.

My aim is that one day someone will see themselves on this site and slowly, almost imperceptibly at first, an idea will form in their head. After a few days it will bubble up and they will say to themselves.

“Holy shit I look like a complete and utter tool!”.

I live for that day.